Questionable Judgement

The 17th Century philosopher Voltaire once said “Judge a man by his questions rather than by his answers.” 

With this in mind, I have a few questions: 

Did Adam and Eve have navels?

What’s another word for Thesaurus?

What do you ship Styrofoam in?

Can you be totally partial?

Do cannibals not eat clowns because they taste funny?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Isn’t a smoking section in a restaurant like a peeing section in a pool?

Do funeral processions at night drive with their lights off?

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Are art contest winners chosen by drawing?

If a smurf becomes choked, what color does it turn?

How do you know when to tune a bagpipe?

Why is Braille on the buttons of drive-up ATM’s?

Have a great weekend! 

Live The Mission,

Greg

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